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~Lechensko
Barry Lechensko
Artist | Hobbyist | Literature
Australia
Current Residence: Melbourne, Australia
Favourite genre of music: Alternative rock.
Operating System: Windows XP.
Favourite cartoon character: Homer Simpson.
Personal Quote: "I'm Sparticus. No, I'm Sparticus! No... I'm Sparticus!"
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I anticipate several people will come here and read this. I might cop some flak for this, but it has to be said:

People who participate in these chain thingies in a serious fashion are stupid. It is no better than spambotting. Do you people (you know who you are) honestly think that at the very least, online friendships should hinge on something that is as stupid and pointless as encouraging spam to other people's profiles? I made my own version of perhaps the most sappiest and vomit-inducing spam message I have encountered yet on this site. So, if you come here all offended and huffed up that I posted something satirical on your main page, then keep in mind the legions of people you piss off with these stupid things. Now you know how it feels!

Have a good day. :)

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:icontheticklishyoshi:
*TheTicklishYoshi 23 hours ago  Student General Artist
The spam down there. :below:
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~kachapiplz 2 days ago  New member
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!
Once you start reading this, you cannot turn back.
I'M NOT JOKING ABOUT THIS!! KEEP ON READING!!

One day, Laura was surfing the internet. She was just looking at her favorite pages when all of a sudden a new tab opened up. She was confused, since she didn't click on any link whatsoever. The tab didn't show anything, just a white screen. When she tried to close the tab, nothing happened. She kept pressing the X to close it, but instead the tab turned to full size. Suddenly, the white screen of the tab turned completely black. It wasn't only the tab screen that turned black, all the button and everything else on her screen did the same. Even her mouse disappeared off the screen. After a little while, she decided to turn her computer off because she simply thought it was broken. She made a big mistake. Out of nowhere, a full screen picture of her mother appeared on the black screen. As she looked at it, she could see that the pictures eyes slowly started bleeding. The longer she stared at it, the more frightening the picture became, until the picture resembled death itself. The speakers of her computer suddenly let out an extremely loud screaming noise. Laura covered her ears, but it didn't help a single thing. She tried to leave her room, but the door didn't budge when she tried to open it. The screaming noise just kept getting louder until it was too much for her…

Laura's dead body was found later in her room when her dad returned home from his work…

Copy and paste this message ten other accounts in less than 2 hours or you shall suffer the same fate as Laura did.
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~ravenesta 2 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
I sent an angel to watch over you last night but it came back. I asked, "why?" The angel said, "fuck off - next time you ask me to write that chain shit I'm sending you straight to hell." Twenty one angels are IN your fantasy world. Ten of them are a coma from the stupidity, ten are playing poker, and one is reading this message. Send this to ten friends including me. I guess if I don't get it back I'm not one of them, because I only value friendship through shit chain spam that doesn't mean anything. As soon as you get five replies someone you love will quietly surprise you. They will tell you to get the fuck off the computer and stop wasting time. Please read, not joking. God has seen you struggling with something. God says its over. A righteous ass-smiting is coming your way. If you believe in God and Santa Claus send this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested. God is not going to fix two BIG things tonight in your favour, you narcissistic prick. DROP everything and pass it on so I can waste your time. Tomorrow hopefully will be the worst day of your life. Don't break this chain. Send this to 14 friends in 10 minutes, or else the whip comes out. It's not that hard.
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~CrazyandCalm1218 2 days ago  Hobbyist Artist
I sent an angel to watch over you last night but it came back. I asked, "why?" The angel said, "fuck off - next time you ask me to write that chain shit I'm sending you straight to hell." Twenty one angels are IN your fantasy world. Ten of them are a coma from the stupidity, ten are playing poker, and one is reading this message. Send this to ten friends including me. I guess if I don't get it back I'm not one of them, because I only value friendship through shit chain spam that doesn't mean anything. As soon as you get five replies someone you love will quietly surprise you. They will tell you to get the fuck off the computer and stop wasting time. Please read, not joking. God has seen you struggling with something. God says its over. A righteous ass-smiting is coming your way. If you believe in God and Santa Claus send this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested. God is not going to fix two BIG things tonight in your favour, you narcissistic prick. DROP everything and pass it on so I can waste your time. Tomorrow hopefully will be the worst day of your life. Don't break this chain. Send this to 14 friends in 10 minutes, or else the whip comes out. It's not that hard.
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~TheDemonicAssassin 2 days ago  Student General Artist
I sent an angel to watch over you last night but it came back. I asked, "why?" The angel said, "angels don't watch over angels."Twenty one angels are IN your world. Ten of them are sleeping, ten are playing, and one is reading this message. Send this to ten friends including me. I guess if I dont get it back I'm not one of them. As soon as you get five replies someone you love will quietly suprise you. Please read, not joking. God has seen you struggling with something. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God send this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested. God is going to fix two BIG things tonight in your favor. DROP everything and pass it on. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Don't break this chain. Send this to 14 friends in 10 minutes. Its not that hard.
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~cecywillbe21 2 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
I sent an angel to watch over you last night but it came back. I asked, "why?" The angel said, "fuck off - next time you ask me to write that chain shit I'm sending you straight to hell." Twenty one angels are IN your fantasy world. Ten of them are a coma from the stupidity, ten are playing poker, and one is reading this message. Send this to ten friends including me. I guess if I don't get it back I'm not one of them, because I only value friendship through shit chain spam that doesn't mean anything. As soon as you get five replies someone you love will quietly surprise you. They will tell you to get the fuck off the computer and stop wasting time. Please read, not joking. God has seen you struggling with something. God says its over. A righteous ass-smiting is coming your way. If you believe in God and Santa Claus send this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested. God is not going to fix two BIG things tonight in your favour, you narcissistic prick. DROP everything and pass it on so I can waste your time. Tomorrow hopefully will be the worst day of your life. Don't break this chain. Send this to 14 friends in 10 minutes, or else the whip comes out. It's not that hard.
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~Lechensko 2 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
Lovely. XD
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~Tomek1000 Apr 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thanks for fav
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:iconthroughdarkdepths:
Hehe! You just tickled my soul with your cute art. I'd love to see more!
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=MizAmy Mar 19, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
[link] here is the first one
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